european heaven

ginger-bread castle at the Sheraton

''Heaven is where the police are British,

the chefs Italian,

the mechanics German,

the lovers French,

and it's all organized by the Swiss.

 

Hell is where the police are German,

the chefs British,

the mechanics French,

the lovers Swiss,

and it's all organized by the Italians."

I saw this on a T-shirt in Canada, had to write it down.